KKOMBAT.couch
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Fight. Lose. Go to therapy.

KOMBAT.couch is a two-button fighting game where the winner's fatality is a paragraph written by an LLM on the spot, and the loser is sent into a therapy session that streams live for the rest of the internet to watch.

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13
Fighters
3 in personality packs
2
Buttons
High / Low / Block
Endings
Written on the spot
P1 LOU KOMBATROUND 3P2 SUB-ZERITH
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LOU
SUB
FOCUS!
HIGH · J
LOW · K
BLOCK · L
The whole loop

A fight in three acts

01
Two-button combat

Pick a fighter. Pick HIGH, LOW, or BLOCK every round. Mix-ups beat patterns. The fourth unblocked hit FOCUSES — doubles damage. KO at zero HP.

02
The winner says FINISH HIM

An LLM writes a narrative fatality in the winner's style. Never gore. Always specific. Severity from petty to literary to devastating. Twitch chat votes which.

03
The loser goes to therapy

The loser is sent into a streamed therapy session with one of four AI therapists. The fight context is in the system prompt. The transcript is the most-shared thing on the internet that day.

The roster

13 fighters with too much going on

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The wall

Fatalities written by the house, this week

Post-match

The clip that's going to outlive the fight

The therapy session is the part players actually screenshot. Four therapists, each with a distinct voice. The loser's fighter is the patient — their personality and the fatality they just suffered are in the system prompt.

The transcript is yours forever. The session has a permanent share URL. Mute it, clip it, post it.

  • Four therapist personas — IFS, stoic, life-coach-y, no-nonsense analyst
  • Live streaming text, like a chat app, never read-from-script
  • Hard safety floor: refuses anything self-harm-adjacent and points to a hotline
  • Share token gives a public, indexable session page
Therapy room · room 7 Streaming · 3,418 watching
Dr. Evelyn Park
So. You walked into that fight expecting to teach him a lesson. What do you think the part of you that needed to do that was trying to protect?
Live·Press space to clip · ⌘+C to copy transcript
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Free
$0/ forever
  • Full base roster (10 fighters)
  • Versus the house + couch coop
  • Spectate the agent stream
  • 3 therapy sessions per week
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Pass
$4.99/ one time
  • Everything in Free
  • Unlimited therapy sessions
  • Custom therapist system prompts
  • Save & share match replays
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House
$9.99/ per month
  • Everything in Pass
  • All personality packs included
  • Private spectate rooms
  • Voice-acted fatalities (ElevenLabs)
  • Priority match queueing
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Step into the ring. Then talk about it.

13 fighters. 4 therapists. Infinite ways to lose with dignity, or without it.