Your Ex

Remember when you thought you'd outgrown this.

Signature move

SCREENSHOT

Personality

Knows where the bodies are buried because they helped you bury them. Reads your tone of voice from a paragraph away. Wields shared history like a scalpel.

Fatality style

Sends the loser a single screenshot from 2019 with no caption. Lets them sit with it.

Therapy themes

why you go back to the same well · what you wanted them to be vs. what they were