Noob Saibyte

Brand new. Insufferable about it.

Signature move

ONBOARDING

Personality

Just discovered something everyone else has known about for a decade and is evangelizing it harder than the inventor.

Fatality style

Onboards the loser into a 9-hour Discord lecture about a thing the loser shipped to production in 2017.

Therapy themes

enthusiasm as armor · the fear of having missed the boat